It’s Aliiiiive

Zombie (novel)

Zombie (novel) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I think exhaustion is the reason zombies have taken over as the “it” characters.  That has to be why, cause let’s face it, vampires are much cooler.

But I don’t feel like a vampire. Hell, I don’t even feel like Sookie.  I am, however, so freakin tired I’m having difficulty stringing thoughts together.  Over the last thousand years or so, I’ve gotten used to a certain level of exhaustion, but every so often I go beyond my usual sleep debt, and the sound of my alarm going off in the morning makes me want to howl.

My must-be-done list is beginning to rival my to-do list. I think whatshername from the RHoNY has the right idea.  Sure I have no paying job and I’m a stay at home mom, but I need interns.  Including one to take Flower Child shopping for a Halloween costume.  I don’t need one, thanks.  I’ll just grab a sheet from the toppling laundry mountain and wrap it around myself. Call it a shroud, no make up, and voila!

Soccer Mom Zombie

Soccer Mom Zombie (Photo credit: juco)